Life's a stage, smoke weed until you die.

21, Melbourne, no pants, coffee, cigarettes, gin, milksteak. I have no ambition and even less purpose in life. Drugz n shit yo

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

(via hobo-r0cket)

$102 for a working with children’s check?
FUCK ME THAT’S A BIT STEEP. I just want to help people, but it appears as though the government requires me to pay a fee for that as well.

C’mon guys, I’m trying to better myself but I really don’t have the money to support my ‘helping’ habit.

tonight i applied for 6 jobs, 4 volunteer positions AND got myself my very own private health cover after 4 hours of stupid maths and comparisons.
it’s official guys, i’m becoming an ‘adult’


and i do not like it